Stage One-Preparing the boat and ourselves...

I would imagine that the lure of the MED for many of us stems from the memories of years past when we used to see film on the "PATHE" news reels in the cinema, showing the idle rich and languid young ladies sun bathing and having drinks on their YACHTS! at Snt Tropez and other similar exotic sounding places, all suitable garbed in their Bags Blazers and Cravats. I must confess that I was completely sold, and had always promised myself that one day I would do the same. And so it was.!!! My three sons were always chiding me about my ambitions to go to the Med, so much so that one day in 1993 I said "Right That’s It" At the end of that season I arranged for the boat to be brought home to Newport in Gwent from Newquay in Dyfed. I then set about scrubbing off and renewing the anti-foul, and purchasing and installing those items which I considered essentials for the journey. These included

An extra battery. To take care of a fridge
A fridge which I bought at the Southampton Boat Show at a bargain price
A battery switch to make sure that I didn’t run the starter battery flat whilst moored up.
A small generator in case I forgot to switch the batteries.
Stowage for an extra "fisher-mans "anchor.
A Shower unit on the transom and bathing platform.
A complete canopy with zip-up sides and back to extend the accommodation.
Two steel pegs 18" long for securing lines to the bank over night.
A sharp axe in case of emergencies in locks etc.
Two extra long warps that I would be prepared to throw away at journeys end.
Several old Mini car tyres well wrapped in plastic tape ( in spite of objections from the family)
Two 6’ planks of wood hung with 4’ lengths of post office rope
A well stocked first aid kit containing every-thing I could think of, including needles, nylon thread and sutures. also clove oil in case of tooth-ache.
Charts and maps of the inland water ways
Courtesy flags for France and Spain and for our second trip a Dutch flag..

Having completed all our preparations we weighed up the pros and cons. and decided that it would be in our best and safest interests to have the boat transported from Newport to Dover by road. The Dover Marina staff were most helpful. The boat was unloaded by crane and we were directed to a berth where we were to stay, awaiting a favourable weather report. We unloaded all the provisions and other accessories from the car, and I observed with some alarm as our white (???) line slowly disappeared below the surface. I was so concerned that I unloaded the two spare 5 gallon drums of red diesel that I had intended should help us through France. We had been waiting for nearly a week when there appeared to be a break in the weather. A force 2/3 /slight/ good, was forecast for that afternoon. We conferred with the owner of the boat permanently berthed next to us, and he re-assured us that a crossing would be easy under those conditions, and urged us to move off right away. We took another look at the sea from the end of the jetty and it certainly appeared to be ok. so we cast off from the berth and motored the short distance to the visitors berth to await the opening of the lock gates. As I approached the pontoon I tried to go astern but in my state of anxiety I failed to engage gear. To my terrible embarrassment I rammed the pontoon with a terrible crunch. I glanced sheepishly up at where I expected the marina staff to be watching my performance and to my relief saw that the pontoon was void of frowning faces. I then turned to see if our ex neighbour had seen my lack of seamanship only to see him very busy warping his "other" boat into our now empty berth. On reflection I suppose I should have read a hidden meaning into his actions especially since we had become very aware during the previous days that he would have preferred it if we had not been on that particular berth.

 

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When the gates opened we were joined by two or three other boats on the outer pontoon, waiting for clearance to leave harbour. I must confess to feeling a little relieved to think that we would be having company across the channel. We finally left the pontoon and were led out by the port launch. We made our way to the harbour entrance, where we immediately hit the turbulence across the entrance. Babs was very disturbed but I was prepared since I had read about this particular problem. " Its all right I re-assured her its only the cross current". I had no major fears about the crossing since I knew that the boat was capable of sufficient speed to get us across in about an hour.( in fact it took us about 2hrs. with the extra weight we were carrying). All the way points were plotted on my dinghy DECCA and also on my very sophisticated RS4500B. Things were going reasonably well and we were keeping on course . I had heard about the mid channel chop but I was unprepared for the rough time we were to have for the next half an hour. Babs was frantic but managed to contain her fear by closely watching our progress on the DECCA. we were in no real danger but the boat did need some careful handling. We had one close encounter with a large container ship, but not really since we did cross paths about a half a mile distant. We finally hit the last approach marker buoy dead on and turned to port to make our approach to Calais. After about five minutes I looked behind me and horrors !!! there about three hundred yards off coming up fast was an enormous ferry. I turned sharply to starboard out of his way, since there was another Ferry bearing down on us on our port side . We followed on and called up Calais to ask permission to enter port and was asked for my position. I responded that I was " right behind the ferry" entry was approved but as we entered the main entrance we were most disappointed to see the lock gates being closed for the night. I'me sure that the lock keeper must have heard my request to enter port. " ONE WONDERS." We spent the night on one of several swinging mooring and in the early hours came on deck to await the first opening of the lock gates. There were three other boats also waiting. But not those that we saw at Dover . We had made the crossing alone.

When the gates opened and even though we were well prepared, the other three boats beat us to the gate, and quickly bagged the only available spaces on the pontoons. So I elected not to compete and chose to moor up against the harbour wall opposite the marina pontoons. We spent the day in Calais and had a walk across to see the very first lock that we had ever had to enter and we were not impressed by the rusty capstans and old worn wire ropes that appeared to be in some what of an organized tangle. We called at the local office of the Vois Navigables de France to pay for and collect our Vignette. Then we paid our "dues" at the Harbour Master's office (We didn't want to be added to the list of British non payers posted on the notice board ) and we were visited later in the day by a uniformed gentleman who was most polite , but who insisted on completing a large questionnaire. He declined our offer of a beverage and bid us a polite good day. It was later that day that we were witness to the most disgraceful case of bad manners and bigotry, when a "well dressed Gentleman" at the wheel of the most beautiful blue 50ft. yacht flying a defaced Blue Ensign entered the harbour, following several other boats all of whom were observing the speed limit whilst looking for a berth. He powered through the whole lot of them causing all of them to scatter to take evading action. He promptly turned hard to starboard turning about and forced his way along side a berth clearly marked "NO MOORING" He obviously felt that he was someone special having special privileges, but in truth only succeeded in creating a bad impression all round. I felt embarrassed that I was British

I would mention at this time that not once during our two trips through the Dutch, Belgium, or French canals nor in the Med has any-one ever asked for my "I.C.C." although I would recommend any traveller to obtain one from the R.Y.A.

To continue please click here for some observations on our preparations.